A while ago I created this fairly pretentious CV. So there you go, you can now see my real face.
The design makes liberal use of the URW Classico font, which is an approximation of the otherwise famous Optima typeface. The overall layout is somewhat eye-catching, and a twist on the traditional "mugshot in the top right corner".
The trick here is that the photograph was taken at waist level, therefore making me look way taller than I really am.
Don't try to peek at my address or phone number, they're edited out and replaced by incoherent text.